Don’t You Turn My Red State Blue (to the tune of Crystal Gayle’s “Don’t You Turn My Brown Eyes Blue”)

Don’t know how we got so Blue
Don’t know what’s come over you
You want someplace new, but
don’t you turn my red state blue

We’ll be fine when you’re gone
You can’t stay and vote wrong
That simply won’t do
Don’t you turn my red state blue

Keeping your secrets, telling bad lies
If you leave your own city, don’t bring us your crime
If you’ve learned a good lesson, you can stay here and try
If you vote for losers, then it’s goodbye

You’ve treated us oh so bad
Then your own state got so sad
So you’ve run to us now, it’s true
But don’t you turn my red state
Don’t you turn my red state
Don’t you turn my red state blue

Don’t you turn my red state
Don’t you turn my red state
Don’t you turn my red state blue

Don’t you turn my red state
Don’t you turn my red state
Don’t you turn my red state blue

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